Sinister Urge, Burn Bridges. Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee



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    Did you tell Estelle at work how you think her new pants actually fit after her incessant asking? Maybe, you snatched Richard's lunch from the fridge in a raging fit of uncontrollable hunger. No worries, teammate! Sinister Urge is here to quell any fears about a pesky thing like regret. As the old saying goes "he who travels fastest, travels alone" and wow! Look at you go!
    You're already on your way up that corporate ladder. But, don't forget to kick out every rung below you as you go!

    No longer will you be burdened with Estelle coming around with that goofy grin, asking if you could swing by the house this weekend and help her terminally unemployed boyfriend move some boxes into his storage unit. The sky's the limit when you're not chained by morals or ethics. And this shirt is just the inspiration you may need as you shove those upright and just feelings deep into that void you'll soon patch with a sloppy speckling of vice and sin.

    So go ahead and tell Estelle that you're thick and tired of her endless blabbering about summer fashions. And, Richard could stand to share some of his wife's homemade tuna casserole with you anyway.
    You're number one! And number one doesn't have time for any number 2’s…

    The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
    .: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
    .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
    .: Classic fit
    .: Tear-away label
    .: Runs true to size
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    Reviews (1)


    Well made shirt, awesome unique design, super quick shipping.